Morpheus Theatre Presents


October 8 to 16, 2021

(limited capacity with Physical Distancing)

By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot Directed by Jay Newman

Show Times:

Wed - Sat at 7:30pm

Sat Matinees Oct 9 & 16 at 2:00pm

For Tickets: or 403-246-2999

A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man’s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.

For tickets visit or call 403-246-2999

Morpheus Theatre has implemented Alberta’s “Restriction Exemption Program”. In compliance with Alberta Government requirements, we will require proof of vaccination, documentation of a medical exemption, or a negative PCR or rapid COVID test (within 72 hours) from all patrons and volunteers. Documentation along with government issued identification will be required as you enter the Pumphouse Theatres building. For No Sex Please, We’re British we can accept proof of partial vaccination, as long as it is received 2 weeks before your performance date.

In addition to providing the above documentation, face masks that cover the nose, mouth, and chin, are required to be worn at all times while inside the Pumphouse Theatres including while watching the performance. Face masks may be removed only while eating or drinking.